All You Need.....
To be in Human Resource, all you need is:
- Some nice flashy clothes
- A strong, bent English accent (fake or otherwise)
- A helluva good practice at smiling all day
- A set of shiny teeth
- A polished habit of sucking up
To be a Chartered Accountant, all you need is
- To be able to count
- Use a calculator
- Have a good bottom, coz you’ll be sitting on it all day
To be an Economist, all you need is
- The craving to be the biggest miser in the world
To be a Chemist, all you need is
- A permanently blocked nose
- NOT to be color blind.
To be a Doctor, all you need is
- A garden full of frogs
- A personal DVD edition of Silence of the Lambs
To be a Musician, all you need is
- To be horrible at everything else
To be a Businessman, all you need is
- A rich father
To be a Lawyer, all you need is
- To sell your soul
To be a Psychologist, all you need is
- A spouse.
To be a Software Designer, all you need is
- A bunch of video games
- A good pair of spectacles
To be an Engineer, all you need is
- A Brain.
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