Thursday, July 14, 2005

All You Need.....

To be in Human Resource, all you need is:

  • Some nice flashy clothes
  • A strong, bent English accent (fake or otherwise)
  • A helluva good practice at smiling all day
  • A set of shiny teeth
  • A polished habit of sucking up

To be a Chartered Accountant, all you need is

  • To be able to count
  • Use a calculator
  • Have a good bottom, coz you’ll be sitting on it all day

To be an Economist, all you need is

  • The craving to be the biggest miser in the world

To be a Chemist, all you need is

  • A permanently blocked nose
  • NOT to be color blind.


To be a Doctor, all you need is

  • A garden full of frogs
  • A personal DVD edition of Silence of the Lambs

To be a Musician, all you need is

  • To be horrible at everything else

To be a Businessman, all you need is

  • A rich father

To be a Lawyer, all you need is

  • To sell your soul

To be a Psychologist, all you need is

  • A spouse.

To be a Software Designer, all you need is

  • A bunch of video games
  • A good pair of spectacles

To be an Engineer, all you need is

  • A Brain.

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